One year, I decided to buy my wife a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her anything. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year"
Dirty Dee's definitely a tease. Just ask Chopper, he wound up so hard up that he started dating an ape doing a herky-jerky, and called it "Perfection".
Actually, if you changed that to "Stand back son get your jaw off the floor - You ain't seen nothing like her before... - DeeDee's Double D's - All the guys say she's a tease" ... and reworked the rest, that might sound pretty cool.
Drunk bastard, out cold on the floor - Faster and faster, they're growin' more and more - Stand back from, an angry metaphore - I ain't seen nothing like this before... - DB's Double D's - Flyin' like a kite in the breeze...
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